Bad Dudes is the worst side scrolling beat 'em up game ever. It's really crappy to play and you die every two seconds. The guys only have like three moves and there are no combos or anything. You only have to hit a guy a few times before they die and another one appears. The number of bad guys depends on how fast you run through the level, but you can't run. Some cool things happen like train levels, guys coming out of trucks and bosses that breathe fire, but otherwise you don't want to play this game at all.
The reason I bothered to do anything about this game is because it is the funniest game ever made, and it doesn't try to be. This pic to the left is the screen you see right before you start a new game. In case you can't read small print it says "The president has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?" It actually types those letters on the screen while the agents mouth moves like a japanese dub. How can someone possibly be that stupid to make a story where the president gets kidnapped by ninjas? I've never gotten there, but I'm guessing that if you beat more levels you see more stupid screens like this. There really isn't much more to be said about bad dudes other than it sucks. If you can get past level 3 I'd appreciate if you told me what the screens said.
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Bad Dudes is the worst side scrolling beat 'em up game ever. It's really crappy to play and you die every two seconds. The guys only have like three moves and there are no combos or anything. You only have to hit a guy a few times before they die and another one appears. The number of bad guys depends on how fast you run through the level, but you can't run. Some cool things happen like train levels, guys coming out of trucks and bosses that breathe fire, but otherwise you don't want to play this game at all.
The reason I bothered to do anything about this game is because it is the funniest game ever made, and it doesn't try to be. This pic to the left is the screen you see right before you start a new game. In case you can't read small print it says "The president has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?" It actually types those letters on the screen while the agents mouth moves like a japanese dub. How can someone possibly be that stupid to make a story where the president gets kidnapped by ninjas? I've never gotten there, but I'm guessing that if you beat more levels you see more stupid screens like this. There really isn't much more to be said about bad dudes other than it sucks. If you can get past level 3 I'd appreciate if you told me what the screens said.